Male Funny 50th Birthday Slogans

Fifty is a weird age.

Male funny 50th birthday slogans.

Bob hope sex is as good at 50 as it was at 20. Nothing is more responsible for the good old days than a bad memory. It took me 50 years to look this good. 50th birthday quotes about middle age.

The only difference is i m not into all that freakin cirque de soleil stuff because i m as flexible as a two by four with as much stamina as an emphysema patient on oxygen. The older you get the more it costs. Teasing about middle age is almost mandatory at 50 and these following quotes are gentle but funny and sure to bring a laugh. You can edit this funny birthday wishes for men with your own word.

Most funny birthday wishes for men. Remember how excited you are when you turn 5 years old. As you grow older it will avoid you. It creeps up on you anon.

Happy 20th anniversary of your 30th birthday. I can t believe i m 50. I can t remember what i forgot so don t ask. 50 is the new 25 twice you are 18 262 days old.

Do not worry about avoiding temptation. Your wild oats have just turned to porridge. Fun is like life insurance. Funny birthday wishes for men there is a silver lining on your head on the dark clouds of your hair.

50 is the five perfect 10s. Let s crack open a bottle of prune juice. Victor hugo so instead of feeling old and frustrated one should make the most of this occasion. Don t be jealous because i look this good at 50.

Funny 50th birthday sayings group 3. So relax and enjoy. May 24 2019 explore debbie gray s board funny 50th birthday quotes followed by 118 people on pinterest. Funny 50th birthday quotes for men here you will find the funniest and most hilarious birthday.

Wendy cope middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle. This funny birthday wishes quotes messages you can attach to your birthday greeting card. Hi ho hi ho its over the hill you go. Happy birthday men turn up til.

Old age is like underwear. Funny 50th birthday quotes group 3. Here we have shared some best funny birthday wishes for men friends brother sister boyfriend girlfriend. You should be 10 times that excited.

This is the salt and pepper style that makes you look charming turning 50. Melanie white 2. Forty is the old age of youth fifty is the youth of old age. I m not 50 i m 18 with 32 years experience.

Franklin pierce adams. Middle age is when a man has got a handle on life and life has put handles on his waist anon. Happy birthday you old buzzard. I can clearly remember my childhood but i can t remember where i put my keys.

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